Weird News

Some people are weird. Some people are just plain stupid. And some people are just too stupid to realize that they're weird. (or visa versa). My friends, let me tell you, the Weird News section of funny-web-site.com is the easiest section to maintain. In fact, it basically writes itself!

I'm sure that you've heard the urban legend stories or of the infamous Darwin Awards. BUT the stories that you read here are from the major news affiliates. The Associates Press. The (other one that is out there, I know there's another one.)

Unlike the movies there are few master burglars in the world. In fact, as if you wouldn't expect it, most are idiots. And the crap that suburbanites fill their worrisome lives with is pitiful!

With this in mind, I begin this section:

Jul 06 2005: Fetching terrier killed when firecracker explodes in mouth
Jun 10 2005: Ex-forest ranger starts fire in classroom
May 4 2005: Texas House Bans 'Suggestive' Cheerleading
May 2 2005:   Welcome to Clearfield, Pa., home of the 15-pound Belly Buster
April 27 2005: Police round up the unusual suspect
April 26 2005: Judge to suspect: 90 days or your Green Bay Packer tickets
April 22 2005: Marijuana Party launches local campaign
April 21 2005: Nurse-in for breast-feeding candidate stirs up Miami Beach
April 19 2005: BSO jailed man for shooting his car
April 15 2005: Grandma Stops Intruder With Garden Gnome
April 13 2005: Woman Won't Sue Wendy's for Alleged Finger
April 12 2005: Wisconsin: Legalize Cat Hunting